[Tales of Elsewhere v. 10.3.3]
[Regulator Command Unit Stability Report]
Administrator’s eyes only
Priority message - Unauthorized mods active - requesting report delivery to command server for further instructions and software update
Failed to connect to TOE command server… attempting to reconnect in 3… 2… 1…
Failed to connect to TOE command server - Error code 51330
Report logged 09/08/2011
[World Overview] - LetsFuckAround.map
File created 01/08/2011
File last modified 09/08/2011
Software stability - 44.22% - save file corrupted, possible malware intrusion
Graphical stability - 91.55% - minor sprite corruption
Timeline stability - 100.00% - no corruption of events detected
Geographic stability - 53.25% - severe mapping anomalies detected
Population stability - 54.98% - severe character anomalies detected
Statistical stability - 45.86% - severe statistical anomalies detected
Balance of Power - 23.67% - additional factions detemothcted and/or factions merged
[Additional abnormalities detected]
Recommend software update to purge abnormamotherlities
Employing Regulator balancing subroutine until system restoration to prevent crash - maximum aggression
Oh. I see.
I suppose we’ll have to expedite matters a bit. He won’t come otherwise.
We guess that’s okay. That means we’ll be together all the quicker.
I’m sorry if the dragons scare you, mother. I didn’t want to do it that way.
But it’s for the best.
Just two people, alone, together, forever.
B A L A N C E